Sad but true - all good things must come to an end of sorts.
Preferably due to a machete to the face...
Don't miss the end of an disgustingly meaty era!
SAUSAGE PARTY IV!
Saturday June 12th at 2PM
We're leaving town! It's true! Catch up! Hang out!
Don't miss the end of an disgustingly meaty era!
SAUSAGE PARTY IV!
Saturday June 12th at 2PM
We're leaving town! It's true! Catch up! Hang out!
GAPE IN HORROR at the variety of smeats trapped in edible encasements!
PREPARE your crumple bucks!
SURPRESS the boner as you witness NES champions in their 2 buttoned glory!
BE MILDLY SURPRISED that 3 of these have eclipsed without incident!
ASK YOURSELF "Did that guy play Baron Harkonnen in Dune?"!
CHALLENGE Grill Master E's knowledge of ways to marinate steak!
SAY "HI" to everyone's favorite ghost - DRINKLEJUICE!
WATCH goofy lawn bowling and pretend it is exciting!
ENGAGE in high falutin' beer talk while drinking shitty beer!
DARE YOU ASK the terrifyingly friendly beverage Injun for pie and sticks of meat?!
TALK SHIT in the CLO circle!
REMEMBER a chair or be prepared to sit on the dirty dirty ground with the dogs!
TEMPT fate and mock the Numble Puma's nimbleness!
PREY for team USA as they face England in World Cup action!
REALIZE World Cup games will in fact be on or Murphy won't show up!
KING CORPSE FACE is rumored to be attending!
PREPARE for the inevitable violent electrical storm!
TRASH TALK Aquaman and the fact that he lives again!
BRING a hearty appetite!
SHRINK AND HISS at the hated yellow face as it blazes down 120 degrees of heat!
AREN'T YOU GLAD i'm done typing pithy shit?!
SAUSAGE RULES:
1. Bring booze. I have meats, you bring booze. Simple.
2. Bring a chair. I have meats, you bring chairs. See the pattern?
3. Bring any special meat toppings you desire.
3. Bring Non-booze. Because.
BOCCE:
1. EVERYONE PLAYS. I don't care how crippled you are. You. Play.
2. Teams of 2 peeps. Play to 16.
3.Touching the pallino is worth 2 points. All 4 nearest is worth 8.
4. Italian ancestry gains you a point (cumulative).
5. Single Elimination. Make it up as we go.
NES OLYMPICS (POTENTIALLY):
+++ 5 games - 1 champion +++
1. Kung Fu: 1 quarter high score challenge.
2. Contra: Level 1 speed challenge.
3. ???: TBD
4. Punch Out: KO Glass Joe fastest + high score challenge.
5.??? : TBD
LODGING:
Out of towners get preference. Got floorspace for 4ish. Camping is fine by me.
RAIN:
If it rains, show up on Sunday instead.
I'll be grilling in the rain on Sunday, no matter what.
PREPARE your crumple bucks!
SURPRESS the boner as you witness NES champions in their 2 buttoned glory!
BE MILDLY SURPRISED that 3 of these have eclipsed without incident!
ASK YOURSELF "Did that guy play Baron Harkonnen in Dune?"!
CHALLENGE Grill Master E's knowledge of ways to marinate steak!
SAY "HI" to everyone's favorite ghost - DRINKLEJUICE!
WATCH goofy lawn bowling and pretend it is exciting!
ENGAGE in high falutin' beer talk while drinking shitty beer!
DARE YOU ASK the terrifyingly friendly beverage Injun for pie and sticks of meat?!
TALK SHIT in the CLO circle!
REMEMBER a chair or be prepared to sit on the dirty dirty ground with the dogs!
TEMPT fate and mock the Numble Puma's nimbleness!
PREY for team USA as they face England in World Cup action!
REALIZE World Cup games will in fact be on or Murphy won't show up!
KING CORPSE FACE is rumored to be attending!
PREPARE for the inevitable violent electrical storm!
TRASH TALK Aquaman and the fact that he lives again!
BRING a hearty appetite!
SHRINK AND HISS at the hated yellow face as it blazes down 120 degrees of heat!
AREN'T YOU GLAD i'm done typing pithy shit?!
SAUSAGE RULES:
1. Bring booze. I have meats, you bring booze. Simple.
2. Bring a chair. I have meats, you bring chairs. See the pattern?
3. Bring any special meat toppings you desire.
3. Bring Non-booze. Because.
BOCCE:
1. EVERYONE PLAYS. I don't care how crippled you are. You. Play.
2. Teams of 2 peeps. Play to 16.
3.Touching the pallino is worth 2 points. All 4 nearest is worth 8.
4. Italian ancestry gains you a point (cumulative).
5. Single Elimination. Make it up as we go.
NES OLYMPICS (POTENTIALLY):
+++ 5 games - 1 champion +++
1. Kung Fu: 1 quarter high score challenge.
2. Contra: Level 1 speed challenge.
3. ???: TBD
4. Punch Out: KO Glass Joe fastest + high score challenge.
5.??? : TBD
LODGING:
Out of towners get preference. Got floorspace for 4ish. Camping is fine by me.
RAIN:
If it rains, show up on Sunday instead.
I'll be grilling in the rain on Sunday, no matter what.
SAUSAGE GALLERY
Count me in!
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